29 March 2012

crazy

that awkward moment when your friend says, "it's not CANCER or something, is it?" and you have to say, "well, actually..."

The biopsy site is finally starting to heal, a little bit, a week and a half later. It still looks awful, though, and hurts. And the band-aids sort of messed up the skin around it. I'm preparing myself for the treatment, which I expect will be exponentially worse. Oy.

27 March 2012

on Bill Maher

I am listening to Adam Carolla's podcast where he's interviewing Bill Maher. Every time I hear Bill Maher do anything (and I even recently saw him live, at a pre-taping of his show), I am reminded of how many people give him shit. They do the "he's as bad as (x person on the right)". Well, first, I hate lazy parallels ("Democrats and Republicans are both horrible!"), and second, he's NOT. He is what he says he is. He's not some guy trying to tell gay people that they're destined for "hell" while they're simultaneously blowing dudes in bathrooms (which many fervently religious men have been oddly known to do). I'll give you that he's a sexist pig (and FYI, he's even more unattractive in person, ladies), and his tone is often snarky (so?), but his views on religion are sound. The problem is that religious people do NOT like having their man behind the curtain exposed (an analogy he uses in this podcast) and believe religion to be above reproach, literally, sacred. And there's a tendency to hate on anyone who doesn't approach this topic with reverence, but instead with levity and a sense of "can you believe this shit??". Maher is, after all, a comedian. But if you listen to him dispassionately, what he's saying simply makes SENSE. His contention is that most religious people aren't religious at all, and would give it up if they spent even a short time contemplating their faith in the cold light of day, and more importantly, if they could choose to do so outside of the structure they're part of. In other words, if your whole life has been spent in the church and it's your community and support and everyone in your family believes as well, there's no doubt that's a difficult thing to walk away from or do an about face from. You'd really have to restructure, and you might lose friends. He calls it the "Aunt Grace" (when people do walk away). He had an Aunt Grace who was religious, but once she died, the whole family, including his parents, dropped their faith because in fact they'd ultimately been keeping the fires burning only for her. Maybe to show respect or out of complacency, or even if you like the food at the church/temple dinners, or because it gives comfort/structure. There are lots of reasons people stay in the web. Which is why I give major props to people who can "come out" as atheist after a religious upbringing. That takes some balls.

He also contends that most Catholics simply ignore most of the laws that their religion explicitly lays down, taking what's convenient and dismissing it, and sorta-kinda following the rest (and how exhausting that cycle of rationalization must be). He cites that 60% of Jesus-believing people actually believe the story of Noah's ark. That a 900 year old man somehow got two of every species (including every insect) onto a boat, and they all survived and were able to successfully procreate. But if you accept some parts of the bible, you must accept this as well.

Things that really bother me re: how people see atheists: 1.) that atheists are somehow seen as lacking morals, since apparently morals are bestowed on one by a diety/the bible. This is ridiculous. One could argue that atheists are the most moral people there are, because there is no threat to be good. It's done because it's the right thing to do. Ultimately, I think this is why most people are good. And 2.) people who contend that "atheism is just another religion". NO, it is not. It's a lack of belief, not another belief system. With no constructs, no magic underwear, no bible. It's simply another lazy parallel to call it a religion. As Bill said, atheists get out of religion (or aren't part of it) because they want to get away from group-think, not be part of another one. So though I appreciate events like the Reason Rally, I'm not sure they're necessary. But then again, since atheists are often considered "evil" (and that doesn't exist either), I'm sure it's nice to get together with like-minded people and...think things. And know that the national percentage of atheists is hugely on the rise. Not at European levels, but rising steadily. Life where love is the most important thing.

26 March 2012

suspension of belief

As an addendum to this entry, I'm finding (in general) that I have less and less tolerance for people who will suspend rational thought and twist reality when convenient in order to do so (religion), and specifically how many people will suspend reality online. Someone today posted a picture on Facebook of a "rainbow owl", a clearly-Photoshopped picture of an owl in riotous colors that supposedly was rescued from near extinction recently. Now, despite the fact that one of the comments showed the original picture, lots of other people went on to gush about how amazing this owl was. Still others saw the original picture and said something like, "even if it doesn't exist, it's still amazing". Well, not really. It wasn't particularly well done, but more importantly, that dismissive-ness is something I hear a lot when something's debunked. And there's always a bit of residual belief implied, like, "well, ok, you say it doesn't exist, but I really really want it to, so a little piece of me will keep believing it's real". Because as long as that "even if" is in there, that person is still believing, or wanting to believe.

Is it about saving face, that response? I've heard it many times: "even if the story/picture is false, it still could have happened, so I still like it!". Uh, ok, but you bought it hook line and sinker first and someone had to wrench you out of your haze before you would accept reality. Often even when you provide proof, they go on believing. It's a trend that worries me in a larger realm, because it shows that too many supposedly rational, smart people are easily duped. There's a difference between having imagination and dreaming, and buying false stories because you've turned off your reality radar. The latter is decidedly dangerous.

25 March 2012

wondering

why touch the cow when you can see the milk for free?

23 March 2012

news

so, uh...I have cancer. That sounds weird, but that's what I found out yesterday. It's superficial basal cell carcinoma, which is treatable, so all told if you're gonna get cancer, this is the one to get. So I'm not even all that upset. Maybe I should be more upset? Supposedly this happens after lots of sun exposure, but I don't know how much sun exposure my white legs have gotten. Apparently it was enough. It's going to be treated with a topical chemotherapy, a cream that you use for a month that sort of hyper-activates your immune system and supposedly overtakes the bad cells. It apparently can get pretty ugly, and be very painful, so I'm glad that 1.) it's not on my face* (where it's most common) and 2.) that it's one small area. So you use it for a month and then put vaseline on the area until it's healed. I'm going to start after my April 13 red carpet event so I don't have a gaping wound on my leg while wearing a formal dress.

Have only told a few people because I don't know if it sounds like attention-whoring to mention it, nor do I expect anyone to care.

I also found out yesterday that I have arthritis in my spine, which may be causing some very painful intermittent nerve pain. Jebus, I'm falling apart. Have an appt with a neurologist next week. For someone with premature arthritis (it's also in my knees) and cancer, I actually feel fine. I haven't been sick since the allergy shots started working like a year and a half ago.

There's other stuff going on that's upsetting, so I'm gonna go be upset about that stuff.

*this poor guy calls it "torture"

21 March 2012

oof

Now comes the scary time. One the one hand, I now have much more leverage than I ever had before, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. I may explode.

20 March 2012

other things happened yesterday

Yesterday after the biopsy I went to meet my friend Marisa. Hadn't seen her since Jan since she's been traveling around. It's always good to see her in general, but specifically because she actually knows my more-than-a-friend, and has known him way longer than I have, and so I can talk about this situation with specificity. She likes and respects him a lot (and they are two of the smartest people I know) and knows he's a good guy, so the judgments others may make don't apply here. All along she's been telling me not to expect him to do something hurtful and so far she's been right. Still, it's a tricky and complex situation.*

Anyways, she wanted to go see a writer speak, someone I'd never heard of but she loves. Jeanette Winterson, who has a new book out, a memoir she called a "cover story", in other words a flexible, completely UNobjective account of her own life and her adoptive mother, who sounds horrible. Her ability to assess that her memories are shaped by many other things than truth and stringent recall interestingly parallel the article I just read in Wired about new techniques for erasing unpleasant memories, and how we re-shape and revise our memories each time we recall them. So she was fascinating and I must read some of her stuff. The place was packed.

Then I came home and was reading the new Elle magazine that just arrived and lo and behold there is an article in there about Jeanette, and her new book. And they quote some parts of it, parts that I had literally just heard the author read in her own voice. How cool is that?

*have been having more conversations in the last few days/weeks and today I find out that the phone I got last week to replace the phone whose battery was draining very quickly (and it may be that this battery may do the same) has a speaker problem and they have to send yet another replacement phone. I'd like a phone to just work, because each time I get a new one I have to reconfigure the phone from scratch and it takes a long time. I also lose all of my text messages. I'm backing them up to gmail so I do have them, but I like having them on the phone where I can re-read. Especially these particular messages. Boo.

surprise biopsy

Yesterday, I went to the dermatology NP because there was something I wanted her to check. That thing turned out to be nothing, but she looked at something on my leg that's been there for a while and they've checked a few times, and declared that it might be skin cancer. Great. So she did a biopsy (yay for me for being able to get through at least these types of things now without passing out!) and told me she'd contact me in a week. I tend not to worry about things until I have something to worry about, really, but of course it's no fun to have someone say that that definitely looks like cancer. If it is, however, they remove it to get it all out and that should be it. Just woke up - too early - and it hurts. For a minute I thought it was because I shaved with a new razor yesterday but then remembered no, that's the biopsy site. Ow.

17 March 2012

crappy TV

I have very few cable channels now because cable's so expensive and Comcast isn't interested in working with me to make me happy. For some reason, I have several religious and children's and sports channels that I will never watch, and very few that I'm interested in. I have Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel (which mostly plays "Little House On The Prairie"). Man, the content on both channels SUCKS. On Lifetime, men (and sometimes women) are evil and scheming, and women have to take back the powah, which they do by the end of each movie. On Hallmark, it's all mushy love stories, what I imagine their execs imagine women want to see. And maybe they do. There are certainly lots of people reading romance novels, and this is the TV equivalent. To this woman, it's unbearably contrived junk. But dammit, I wish my life were a Hallmark romance in that it would work out in the end. I do wish that...

Re-Gifting Day

 Ok, Chris asked that I write about this, so here ya go...

My stepsister and I decided to send each other a bunch of things people gave us that we didn't want that had been given to us. In other words, deliberate re-gifts! So, despite the fact that she sent my package to an address I haven't lived at in approximately 10 years (??), it finally did arrive, and we opened our respective packages on the phone last night. Here are our hauls:

WHAT I SENT HER:

- purse I got for free from a magazine subscription [she liked it!]
- tampon case my mother sent me with something like "it's all about the shoes" on it
- string bracelet I actually like that *I* got
- "Who Moved My Cheese" that someone sent me - it's a HORRIBLE book [she's read it apparently and agrees]
- travel mug with a cat on it and some un-funny saying that my neighbor gave me [her fave]
- earrings that my neighbor gave me [she referred to them as "Dress Barn earrings"]

WHAT SHE SENT ME:

-bag of bath things, including shower gel and lotion that's "black amethyst" scent. does amethyst come in black? and does it have a scent? yes it does, apparently.
-two neon orange luggage tags [these will actually be useful!]
-a GIANT velvety Christmas ornament
-flower pot that's actually a picture frame [it's horrible]
-eye mask
-sticky pad that holds your phone on your dashboard [also useful!]
-beanbag-y thing that may also be for your eyes
-LED book light
-terracotta sun incense holder
-orange cranberry preserves [expired in '10]
-strawberry butter [yum]
-basket with strawberry champagne sauce and plum preserves with gift tag to Kim and Tom [also yum]
-turkey dip bowl and spreader set [aka "the chicken"...you can see the ornament in the box to the right of its tail] << MY FAVE!


our plan is to make Re-Gifting Day an annual thing. who's in?

16 March 2012

read it

"...we took a turn into the short, furious cul-de-sac of desire..." -Paul Theroux, My Other Life

15 March 2012

more dream musings

I had a dream last night that I was with B, and was sitting on a bed behind him, hugging him. Others were around but I clearly was trying to, um, get it on with him. Woke up confused. I'm not in touch with him and don't think much about him, but he's around the same age as more-than-a-friend, maybe a few years younger. At one point I was interested in him and nothing ever came of that. I don't seek out guys younger than me, but I'm around a lot of them. C was 14 years older, and everyone else before that was my age or older, so...I think it's just a measure of where I am now, who I'm around, and that men my age aren't interested in me or available (truth be told, noone really is). It's not that I'm looking for a trophy or that I think younger men don't have "baggage" (an excuse that older men use all the time, and I think it just means they want a brainless, young fuck buddy). They are adorable, and generally dress better. Maybe that's because they aren't afraid that if they give a shit about how they look, they might be considered "gay"? They have a certain more open sensibility. Anyways, it's where I am, but this situation is stressing me out. I'm not calling any of the shots and every time we don't talk for a few days, I think he's pulling the plug, not because I'm that insecure (I mean, I am, but I don't have free-floating insecurity) but because I know he's unsure. Or at least I think he is. Hence the dream, I think.

13 March 2012

you'll never hear

Man, I wish you'd quit sucking up to him, because the truth is, he doesn't really like you. In fact, he referred to you once as a "creepy pervert", but you'll never hear that because out of professional necessity he'll always be nice to you.

12 March 2012

request

I need a guy translator.

on "heroes"

I loved this, because we now use the word "hero" for everyone that isn't. No, every person in the military is NOT a hero just by default. Honorable, yes. Making huge sacrifices, yes. Not heroic until they actually DO something heroic, and that doesn't happen just by joining up, even in a volunteer army.

"...If people living up to their basic obligations are heroes, then we're all failing disastrously."

09 March 2012

things I got

Got my fave necklace back from the jeweler, fixed. Got a replacement phone for the one that seems to be having problems (I have my doubts this will fix it). Got ingredients for a grapefruit pound cake (omigod!) that I'm making for Melissa's bridal brunch. Also got about 3 hours sleep. I didn't know what was or wasn't on the table with more-than-a-friend (who is traveling again), but I guess it's still on the table. I assume nothing, though (don't even know when I'll see him again - last time was end of Jan) about the future, but MAN he's beautiful.

06 March 2012

said ocean


writers block

I've been trying to write something to someone for two weeks and literally cannot finish it. For two weeks the file has remained on my desktop, open. I started out handwriting it and now it's typed, where it stays. Whereas before I'd be able to wax poetic [or whatever] for paragraphs, pleading my case, now everything sounds stupid, and (it feels) dangerous. Not in a good way. I'm not sure if I'm just weary, old, too tied up, or I know that my letters, no matter how well written, always fall on deaf/unconcerned ears. Even with the best of intentions. And maybe the status quo is the better...quo? I mean, status. I want to matter. I want someone else to feel strongly about ME. I'm tired of being an annoyance. When will I matter to someone else? And don't give the bullshit about "you have to love yourself first" because I know PLENTY of literally self-loathing people who are in relationships and have no trouble finding new ones. The longer time goes on that I'm of no consequence, the less I feel that I CAN matter to someone else. It's a terrible cycle.

Going to the beach...

04 March 2012

argh

Why does Rocco need to Zocco-ize whenever I try to cut his nails, and turn into a raving maniac (unlike Shirley, who just sits there all polite-like)? Apparently when they do it at the vet he's perfectly fine and calm. The difference is that when I do it, it's free, but I can't deal with the raving maniac version of him.

03 March 2012

last night

If you saw a time lapse video of my bed last night, you would have seen the (2) cats jumping on and off the bed all night, sometimes sleeping, Rocco purring and meowing in my face, Shirley sitting on my butt, me having a brief text conversation at 3 after two hours sleep, then not being able to sleep for a while, me reading, then sleeping until 10:30 (!). Not the kind of "action" I'm really looking for, though the texts were nice.

02 March 2012

asshattery

Stuff going on that I don't want to, and don't know how to, talk about, so I'll talk about this:

I got an email a few days ago that looked spam-ISH but was enough of a question mark that I clicked through (I think I'm pretty savvy about these things). That led to another link, by which time it was clear that it WAS spam, and that link went to...http://www.christianmingle.com. Yeah. A few thoughts:

-it's obviously not targeted spam at ALL, or it never would never gone to me

-how supremely obnoxious that site is to begin with. the whole premise is a straw man. If (one) believed that one's spouse was going to appear due to "god's" intervention, then that site doesn't need to exist at all. And their tagline, "find God's match for you", galls me. It would be ok to say "meet other Christians", but to assert that you will find "God's match" by paying them to use their site...how obnoxious. And people will pay it, which proves, once more, how religious people are consistently willing to turn their logical thought processes off (and call it "faith") when it's convenient.

I sent them an email, which of course got no response. How can they defend their bad/hypocritical behavior? They can't.

Ya know, I'll just stop here.

UPDATE: a reliably useless "response". I guess the lord doesn't much believe in customer service -

Hi Amy,

Thank you so much for taking the time to share your feedback!  I will be sure to pass your comments on to the appropriate department.   We know the best way to improve our site features, layout and policies is by listening to our members.  Your feedback will make that possible.


Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.


Cara

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